i need some god injury excuses for sports day next week coz i suck at sport.

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cj m

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please help!? AND DONT TELL ME TO SAY I HAVE A SORE STOMACH OR SOMETHING. (i have used all the simple ones.....mostly)
 
"i cant play because i suck and dont want to try anymore because its easier to just give up."

im sure ur teacher will understand lol.

id suggest getting a drill sergeant...
 
Apologize profusely and tell them that you could not make it because your eyes are hurting because you bumped your face on a glass wall which you assumed was not there.
 
I can't play due to religious views that i may break my hymen.

Ps. I see that you like supernatural me too!!! god dean rocks :)
 
Write a note on a sharp pain on your knee then put your parents signature on it.
 
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