I need help with coming up with panda puns for prom?

Jaime

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I'm asking this girl to prom, and she calls me her panda all the time. I have decided to ask her by having a stuffed panda with a message and maybe a bouquet of roses delivered to her during one of her classes. I want a corny/cute panda pun to have as the message asking her to prom. If I can't come up with one I'll just say "Prom? <3 your panda" with panda ears on the O of prom.
 
Well, there's an old joke that goes, "What's black and white and red all over?" (A newspaper) so, how about a variation, like "What's black and white and wants to take you to the prom?" (Your panda!) Or something like that.

Good luck!... ?
 
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