I need help passing a pre-employment drug test.?

[James A]

Before you go on a typing spree on ideas of how to pass, STOP, I already have one. I just need an honest opinion. (And no guilt trips from the brainwashed anti-weed group either). I have a pre-employment drug test on Monday morning. I haven't smoked in two weeks. (And not alot at all before that). My older brother suggested drinking alot of water, he used to be on probation and as this worked for him, this is my first thought as well. Now before you say "oh well water dilute your piss and they'll know you drank too much water on purpose. The reason behind my golden succes, (Or so I hope), I used to be obese and I mean obese. When I was 17 I weighed 320 pounds. I am now 20 and I weigh 220 as I have lost 100 ponds. They(The company I'm gonna be working for), have no idea what I eat or drink. I'm going to use the "Excuse" that I am on a strict diet, Proteins and lots of water. And then if they Question me I'll explain my weight lost story. I can also refer them to the doctor that I was seeing when I was obese. She can verify everything I am telling them. That I was 320 when I was 17 and that I lost a lot of weight. How can they argue that I'm not on the protein and Water diet if I have a witness(My Doctor and solid proof). Clear piss. (By the way I will pass with water, my older brother used to smoke the day before his test, he'd drink a gallon of water, and urinate at least 2 times to be safe. Also he's give the sample mid-stream. He's being truthful because he never got locked up and I know he was on urinalysis-probation.