i need a witty but cruel status r headline for myspace?

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my wife of 2 years got caught cheating were (lesbians) i want a cruel to her but funny for everyone else headline! My names Alicia im hot smart preiced and tattooed. I want sumthing that says your loossing a good thing, you'll never get me back etc
 
"I am hot, smart, and sexy. Who wouldn't want me? Oh yeah, you."

or if you don't want to sound so desperate, maybe:

"You coulda had me, but you chose the one-armed b**ch!"
 
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