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i need a joke to start a class president election speech with.?
- Thread starter Jake O
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I, want to be your president. Unlike Obama, I, won't piss down your leg and tell you it is raining. I, feel like a one leg man in an asss kicking contest standing up here. I, have nothing against teachers. I, think everybody should own one. I, am in favor of all students, even the fat ones. Matter of fact, there was a fire at the dance last year and I, let a fat girl head for the door before me. I, figured shed have to make two trips. I, do not and will not favor one group or persons over another. Last year I, gave two lesbians coupons for Gander Mountain. The prices were better at another store but they said they did not like Dick's. Hope this helps.
elwood blues
New member
A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The barman says, 'We've got a whiskey named after you';
The horse replies, 'What, Eric?'
The barman says, 'We've got a whiskey named after you';
The horse replies, 'What, Eric?'
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SoulRebel
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so students by next semester will be having 2 days of school.
ladyliberty
New member
Take one of the many political sayings from the elections or a recent speech---turn it around to make them laugh.