I need a GOOD witty "your mom" joke...?

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So a friend and I always do the your mom joke thing, except it's a little more creative than insulting...

Example:

Your mom stole a midget for his wallet.

Your mom makes "ch" sounds sound like "sh"

Can you help me thinks of some good ones?
 
these are my favorites

*ur momma so fat her picture falls off the walls

*ur momma is so stupid she called me 2 get my phone number


MY FAVORITE{{{{{{{ ur momma is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no proffesionals

*yo mama is so old she called me and said (honey i left my purse on noas ark can u go get it)

hope thse jokes make u win ur contest
 
Your mama's so ugly, she tried to enter a beauty contest and they told her, "Sorry, the dog show is in the other room."

Your mama's so arrogant, she thinks "American Idol" was named after her.

Your mama's such a wh0re, someone said "F*** you" and she asked "Where and when?"

Your mama's so manly, no one knows is she's your mom or your dad.

Your mama's so stupid, "Jackass" really WAS named after her.

-IMP ;) :)
 
your mamas forehead is so big they can play ping pong on it


ur mama is so short u can c her toes in her driver license's picture

ur mom is so ugly shes so ugly that they use her picture 2 scare children


* your mom is so ugly that they always think that shes wearing a Halloween mask
 
Your mom is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales came up and started sanging "we are family"!!!!
 
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