this might be offensive, but its hilarious if you don't take race jokes too seriously.
so an airplane is falling from the sky and it is rapidly decreasing speed. The pilot gets onto the intercom and says
"I apologize but we are experiencing difficulties, therefore all of your luggage is being released."
After the luggage is dropped, the pilot gets back onto the intercome and says,
"Unfortunately, our plane is still rapidly decreasing speed and we have no choice but to start releasing passengers off the plane. The only fair way to do this is by alphabetical order. So, first up, Africans! Any Africans on the plane!?"
Everyone stays quiet.
"Alright, no Africans. What about B, black people, are there any black people on the plane?!"
Everyone stays quiet.
"Very well, what about C, COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE ON THE PLANE!?"
Everyone is still quiet.
A little black boy turns to his mother and asks her,
"But Mommy! I don't understand. Aren't we African? Aren't we Black? Aren't we colored?!"
The mother replies,
"Yes son, but today we are Nigg*s. Mexicans go first."
The little black boy turns to the little Mexican boy in the back of the plane who seems to be quite content with a huge smile on his face. And before the little black kid could say anything to the little Mexican boy, the Mexican boy says,
"Fuck you nigg*! Im a wetback!"
hope you guys could look past the race issue and enjoy a good laugh at this one, i kno i did!
