I need a funny poem to perform at an Eisteddfod?

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xXxLunacyxXx

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I need to find a poem of a few stanza's to perform at my local eisteddfod. Its the humerous section, so it needs to be funny and APPROPRIATE.
I've looked for a long time and i'm becoming somewhat desperate.
Any help appreciated. Thanks!
xx
 
well i will just give it a shot.

the wind that blows,
beneath may chair,
people watch people stare,
giggiling fills the air,
with the wind from my chair,
the smell soaks up the room,
people run,
people zoom,
away from my chair people go,
away from my dairy air i blow.

ha ha ah i hope i helped!
 
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