I love this joke....?

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I saw this joke on here awhile back, by queen of hula hoop, and I just can't quit laughing every time I read it, so Im gonna put it on here again..

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head stranded in the woods. The brunette goes away and comes back with a deer.
Blonde: How did you get the deer?
Brunette: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM! I shot a deer.
The red-head goes away and later she comes back with a bear.
Blonde: How did you get that bear?
Red-head: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM! I shot a bear.
The Blonde goes away and later she comes back looking like she just got in a fight.
Brunette: What happened to you?
Blonde: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM!.......




I got hit by a train!!
 
nice one.. kind of predictable though.

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
he wiped his a$$
 
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