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Bastardchild
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A duck goes into a pub and waddles up to the bar..
He asks the barman... "do you have fish?"
The barman says "sorry mate... we don't"
The duck looks around, looks back at the barman and asks "do you have fish?"
The barman says "No, I told you... we don't"
The duck looks around again, "do you have fish?" he asks the barman
The barman says "Are you deaf or something? WE DON'T SELL FISH"
The duck looks at the barman... "do you have fish?"
"If you don't stop asking I'm gonna nail your bloody beak to the bar" he replies.
The duck asks... "do you have nails?"
The barman says "sorry mate... no nails"
The duck looks at the barman... "do you have fish?"
[I'm trying to work out why it makes me laugh. i am not an expert at analysing humour... can anyone help!?]
He asks the barman... "do you have fish?"
The barman says "sorry mate... we don't"
The duck looks around, looks back at the barman and asks "do you have fish?"
The barman says "No, I told you... we don't"
The duck looks around again, "do you have fish?" he asks the barman
The barman says "Are you deaf or something? WE DON'T SELL FISH"
The duck looks at the barman... "do you have fish?"
"If you don't stop asking I'm gonna nail your bloody beak to the bar" he replies.
The duck asks... "do you have nails?"
The barman says "sorry mate... no nails"
The duck looks at the barman... "do you have fish?"
[I'm trying to work out why it makes me laugh. i am not an expert at analysing humour... can anyone help!?]