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Today in Sex Ed, someone asked if lingerie was a type of sex.

Someone also asked what is "pitching and catching".

It was the funniest thing ever.
 
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".

"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
 
Once we had a move-type practical examination in our chemistry course. One of the stations require you to identify the lab apparatuses displayed.
After a few days, our professor told us: "Please note that crucibles dont wear thongs!". Apparently, he meant that some other examinees wrote "crucible thongs" instead of "crucible tongs"!!

hehehe..
 
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