I know I'm a prophet. But am I actually god? Listen, I wrote some verses....

Neuropsych

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...There's qualification? This is what I heard from god:

"Thou shalt not own any slaves, for all humans were created from one power, and all created with equal power. Who are you, oh human, to have dominion over an equal? Were ye not all created from one power and for one power? But since ye insist of making a government for thyself, obey the government instead of obeying cult books that the underground militia have written. Never take the law into thine own hands and make thine equals thy slaves. Never take ownership of a fellow human being.

Ranking among businesses is different. Pay thy employees with a just wage, considering what they require to make a good living."

Since my book so far blows away any religion involving Moses, which condones slavery, I must have also attained godhood in addition to prophethood. I don't condone slavery, so follow me.
Your mortal answers crack me up!
 
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