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Ok, so I'm on a weekend trip at a hotel, and they have a Donut Lounge, where they serve up coffee and freshly made donuts.
I'd just loaded up for a light breakfast of ten donuts and two cups of coffee, when as I turned I noticed a sign I hadn't noticed after the first trip (with half a dozen donuts and one cup of coffee), which said in big capital letters, "DO NOT TAKE DONUTS AND COFFEE FROM DONUT LOUNGE!"
I thought to myself, deer-in-the-headlights scared, when a lady eating donuts with her husband grinned a knowing grinned and waved me towards the door.
Thus, I did grab my platter of donuts and coffee and exited the Donut Lounge.
Though I disobeyed the rules of the Donut Lounge, I was very hungry, I would hope God if It exists will take this into consideration?
Will I be going to hell for this transgression??
I'd just loaded up for a light breakfast of ten donuts and two cups of coffee, when as I turned I noticed a sign I hadn't noticed after the first trip (with half a dozen donuts and one cup of coffee), which said in big capital letters, "DO NOT TAKE DONUTS AND COFFEE FROM DONUT LOUNGE!"
I thought to myself, deer-in-the-headlights scared, when a lady eating donuts with her husband grinned a knowing grinned and waved me towards the door.
Thus, I did grab my platter of donuts and coffee and exited the Donut Lounge.
Though I disobeyed the rules of the Donut Lounge, I was very hungry, I would hope God if It exists will take this into consideration?
Will I be going to hell for this transgression??