whatsup guys? i'm miranda. i'm 15. i love my parents. they're like the coolest parents ever. my mom has been teaching me how to "keep a man" since i was little and unlike my friends, they never make me cover eyes when i watch sex scenes in movies when i was little. sometimes it gets really loud in my parents bedroom at night and we joke about it. me, my mom, and my little sister katie do yoga and pole dance together. we have a pole in our house lol. we swear in the house all the time and it's really no big deal. i also love shopping with them. my daddy is a really awesome guy. he always gives me money when i ask
. when i was 12, they bought me sexy lingerie and thongs. on my 13th birthday, my parents bought me a sybian, an inflatable "thing" (guys' down there lol), and a vibrator. my mom is also into plastic surgery and recently got a boob job. i also got my first boyfriend when i was 13 (he was 16), and my parents invited him over for sleepovers. my parents also have "date nights" so they let me throw house parties at my house. my daddy is buying me a car next year. they didn't even get mad when i got pregnant earlier this year. they just gave me the options so i could make a decision and tell me to be ore careful next time. all my friends are really jealous but apparently their parents are complaining to the school administration and the principal wants to speak to them. they even threaten to get the government involved. i feel like parents could be your friends too and i really don't think i would be a better kid if my parents are the conventional type. what do you guys think?
