1. What did snow white complain after having sex with 7 dwarfs ??
She said, " i'd rather have 7 inches at one time, instead of 1 inch 7 times.
2. In a chemistry class, the professor asks one girl, what is Nitrate.
The girl blushes and replies: "Sir, night rate is $500 + hotel charges separate.
3. One guy bruises himself, and goes to the doc to get stitches. He asks the doc, how much would be the charge.
Doc says, $300..
the man says, Doc, i just want normal stitches, not any embroidery...
lol.. which one did you like?
She said, " i'd rather have 7 inches at one time, instead of 1 inch 7 times.
2. In a chemistry class, the professor asks one girl, what is Nitrate.
The girl blushes and replies: "Sir, night rate is $500 + hotel charges separate.
3. One guy bruises himself, and goes to the doc to get stitches. He asks the doc, how much would be the charge.
Doc says, $300..
the man says, Doc, i just want normal stitches, not any embroidery...
lol.. which one did you like?