I have an addiction of eating boogers?

clance

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I haven't told anyone about this ever. So you guys are the first.


Lets just say I collect boogers for a living... Its not as bad as it sounds...


Im 19 years old, I have been collecting my boogers ever since I was about 9 or 10.

So I have these jars that I fill them up with. My parents always get close to finding it but never do they actually discover these jars. I have a whole collection of boogers. I have one jar for Halloween where I mix it with my favorite candy and stuff. I do it for easter and many more holidays. In general those are only special events when I go on a picking spree. But usually on average I collect 30 boogers a day, 140 a week, 2940 a month, 35,280 a year and that would add up too 317,520 boogers a year. I like to pick out of the jar sometimes when I have nothing to eat at home and dip it in milk. On a daily basis I would take some from the older batch and grab a handful then dip away. I am wondering if anyone thinks that I should tell my parents and friends about this because sooner or later they might find my secret. Also would you guys think I was weird if confessed?
 
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