I have a Tiger in my lounge....what do I do?

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I've come home from shopping this afternoon to my second floor council flat, to find a bloody great Tiger in my Lounge, just pacing up and down near my Sofa.

My flatmate is a bit of a 'witty prankster' and I think he might have 'borrowed' it from my local Zoo. Last year he did a similar prank when I found a penguin in my freezer.

I just grabbed my laptop and shut the door again. How do I get a Tiger out of a second floor flat? Do i need to feed it? Will Whiskas biscuits do? Fire Brigade? RSPCA? HELP!!!
 
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