the gas tank is full of my farts
i shoot a bullet into the tank
and blow the thing apart
gas flames up
in the night sky
fart explosion
heard for a mile
radius wide
stars twinkle
in a putrid haze
suddenly a short walk
is like a marathon
in a maze
flowers wilt
titties sag
cause of the chicken vindaloo
that was rotting inside
my gas bag
the end