I have a blonde joke for you!?

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ok first off let me say if you are easily offend by blonde jokes do not read I dont wanna have some snotty comment posted on it

ok here it goes

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
 
Hahahah this is funny! (Even though I am blonde, I really enjoyed it even if it took me probably just a tiny bit longer than most people)

I can be a little bit slow sometimes so I don't mind!

Good joke, thanks for sharing, maybe I will use it again sometime, but replacing the word blonde for something else, I don't WANT to look stupid.
 
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