I have 2 articles about a superhero teacher and a villian teacher. I need a...

[An cribbit]

...headline that references both.? My friend and I wrote articles for the April fools issue of our school paper. I interviewed my physics teacher as a superhero by night, and he interviewed his chemestry teacher as a secrete villain. The two articles will be placed side by side, but we can't think of a creative headline that references both articles.
The more creative, clever and whitty it is, the better.

 

[majoretteohio]

I would use, "The opposites of teachers can combine."

 

[Boston Sucks]

My ideas all sucked. But you knew that already...