I hate vegetables A poem for vegetarians who take themselves too serious?

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I hate vegetables
I hate vegetables and take great pleasure in killing them.
Up rooting or plucking them and eating their reproductive organs.
I cut and slice them up into little pieces
Because cover the planet spreading their evil seeds
No where for them to run to that I can not see
I will hunt them down or raise them in captivity
I hate vegetables that is why I eat them.
 
That's hilarious! Kind of reminds me of an old anti-veg bumper sticker, "I love animals. They taste great!"
 
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