I got caught scratching my balls at Olive Garden the other day and was thrown

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out, can I sue? So, I drove to Olive Garden I went inside. I was waiting in line when I got a real itch and I needed a good ball adjustment anyway, so I jammed my hand in my pants and was giving them a real good scratch for about a minute or two when some old hag said I was disgusting. Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, bitch. I realized that I was a mess - I was still wearing the clothes I had on the night before when I was at the bar with all my girls and I'm sure I smelled like the inside of a beer can, but I never told her that she had a face that would scare buzzards off a gut truck. Well, as a matter of fact I DID tell her that and she decided to be a snitch and told the manager what I said. The manager told me to leave or he would call the cops immediately. I made a run for my truck. I tried to do a burn-out in the parking lot but my dang ole truck just stalled out and then wouldn't start so I had the entrance for 20 minutes and man, was he pissed off!!!

Can I sue him for this?
 
well, don't put your hand inside your pants in public! if you need to do it just go to a bathroom to scratch.
 
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