I enjoy holding up ques at the post office or in a busy shop by waffling on to the

Old Git

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assistant or complaining? The longer I can hold the que of young people in a hurry up the better, whats your favourite bit of mischief?
 
I like to drive at night without my lights on to see how many people flash me...
 
I enjoy emptying water butts outside old folks' homes in the winter, then making a huge black ice slide down the length of the road and polishing it up by taking the wheels off my skatedboard and riding it like a snowboard.

Especially on Bingo days.
 
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