I Can't Stand This...

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Barbarossa said:
People didn't live as long in those days though.

Except Methuselah.
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Yeah but you'd think Gawd would wait a few years, like.

Being omnipotent and that, he would know that she'd still be around when she wasn't so acne ridden and that. I reckon he just wanted to get in there before Joseph slipped her the message. Thus avoiding an ethereal DNA controversy ala Jeremy Kyle.
 
chalice said:
Yeah but you'd think Gawd would wait a few years, like.

Being omnipotent and that, he would know that she'd still be around when she wasn't so acne ridden and that. I reckon he just wanted to get in there before Joseph slipped her the message. Thus avoiding an ethereal DNA controversy ala Jeremy Kyle.
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Maybe he just thought it'd be a fun thing to do to mess with the PC-crowd 2000 years in the future.
 
Hoi, Ini Kamoze. I'm not reading all that.

Short, sharp comments encapsulating what you think about something is the ticket.
Attention span, and all that.
 
Snee said:
Maybe he just thought it'd be a fun thing to do to mess with the PC-crowd 2000 years in the future.
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To temper that, tho', I have it on good authority that almighty god coined the phrase; 'Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'.

It caught on surprisingly well ... but he knew it would.
 
I watched quite an interesting docu-drama ( :cool: ) about Richard the Lionheart the other day.

It turns out it was all the French's fault that the third crusade floundered, because they refused to fight with Richard's army after he said he didn't want to try to take Jerusalem without first defeating Saladin's army.

Just goes to show, eh. French! :rolleyes:
 
I think I downloaded that, actually.

Didn't watch it tho' because it was only after the torrent had finished that I realised it was a docu-fecking-drama.

Never seen a good 'un :dabs:
 
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