Humorous, Non-Rhyming poetry for Forensics/Speech & Debate.?

I am looking for VERY humorous poetry. But, it absolutely, positively can NOT rhyme.
I need these poetry pieces for Forensics. In case you don't know what I mean... I am talking about PUBLIC SPEAKING, Forensics. Not, crime scene, Forensics.
Unfortunately, it is very hard to find non-rhyming poetry pieces. Also, I would really like it if it were a group of poems about a similar subject. And PLEASE, no Shel Silverstein.
 
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