hows this for a yo momma joke?

[Arthur H]

Yo mommas so fat and nasty that you have to pay an emissions tax every time she farts.

 

[The Gamer]

yeah yours is pretty good but what about these ones:
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes movie
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

 

[Tristan]

nonononononononononono bad idea

 

[Pinky]

Thats quite good, I like it! Here are three more:
Your Mum's so fat she broke your family tree!
Your Mum's so fat that when she dies the average weight of everyone in the UK will go down by 5 stone
Your Mum's so fat that wherever you sit in a room, you sit next to her.
But your one was quality.