how were you woken up this morning

[Tinyjoshua]

What's that?

 

[xXxAnonymousxXx]

He said:-

"HE'D PREFER A BLOW JOB":smilie4:

 

[♥3oh!3Freak♥]

I know, perhaps I should have said 'what's one of them?'

 

[Honest but harmless]

Sorry, I can't help myself, it's a form of tourettes :happy:

 

[dan_kessler34]

If it's any consolation I thought it was much better second time around. Must be the capitals.

 

[Mr. Suave]

i'm still sleeping

 

[xMuscleMilkx]

Ah a blow job... I've not had one of those in ages

 

[Big bill 22]

mobile phone alarm clock ! that usual going to work feeling !!

 

[Music-aholic ♪]

My little boy hit me round the head with an action man. The he jumped on me.

Not good.

 

[masterofwined]

A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal