how to respond to this joke text?

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misterc

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a girl who im getting close to just texted me

i hope you fell asleep in the sun with something penis shaped on your naked chest.

--- what the heck kind of comeback can i use lol
she means because it was sunny, so i would have a stupid looking penis tan haha
 
i was naked, so the sun could reach everywhere.
but my d*ck was layed on my chest so ive got a white mark right up to inbetween my nipples.
 
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