How to dodge a kiss?!?!?!?!?!?

A guy I know is going to try to kiss me,
but I DO NOT want him to!
I need some ideas other than the old turn the cheek maneuver.
Thank you!
EXCUSE ME, "captain underpants" (nice name, btw. *snicker) I am NOT gonna let him kiss me because he is an extremely creepy stalker who is basically planning our wedding. I do not like him!
Asshole!
 
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