How to become motivated, disciplined. How do I cure this laziness?

[Mark]

I am the laziest person I know... or even have heard of. I'm obese, introverted, and chronically tired. I'm 21 and have taken the past 2 years off from college. I love learning, yet I hate school. I almost never do anything that I don't want to do, and I never want to do anything that I "should" do. Getting a job is too much hassle I would rather stay home and read. Losing weight is too annoying, when I did workout I just became much stronger, getting strong enough to think about entering powerlifting competitions, before i got injured. I'm not sure it is depression, I have been this way as long as I can remember. There are still things I enjoy, like playing sports (football, basketball), reading, movies, anime. I don't lack the ability to focus, I've gone as much as 18 hours straight reading a novel before. I guess my problems might stem from being too introverted, and just not fitting in. I've never been a jock (obese, a bit nerdy) yet have always been a good football player. Never been a nerd, always getting into fights, and playing sports, though I like reading and anime. Never been artistic though I like acting and actually consider being a comedian, too introverted. Never had a cultural identity I'm Egyptian, Italian, Polish, and Ukrainian. I can't stand stupid people, I can't stand hipsters. ugh I'm just rambling now. The main point is I just can't do anything society asks of me, like going to school, getting a job, fitting in, etc. I hate myself for not being able to even make myself try to do those things; however every time I miss a deadline to apply for college again, or alienate myself from a group of people, I feel much more satisfied that I did what I wanted, and not what I should have done, strange isn't it?