How the heck do i dance in a club? I'm a girl?

[The Bricklayer]

Put your handbag on the floor,hold your drink in your left hand
Move your hips from side to side and walk in a circle around your bag,screaming and shouting the wrong words to the song being played.If you can try to make a grab for some poor chaps groin as you pass him by.

That is what the "girls" do,at my local club.

 

[Viva La Vida]

I need to learn in like 2 weeks?? I can't dance for my life?? Can anyone recommend tutorials or videos? or just how they dance?


Pleasee!! I don't want to be made a fool of?

 

[Dylan]

lmao most people at clubs dont know how to dance,its just a place to get out and have fun..dance tip the less you move your arms the less stupider you look...