I went to Jamaica for spring break. It was awesome. The jamaicans know how to live when it comes to sex. I submit jamaica is the most sexual country on earth.
I had sex with a girl there I only knew a few hours. We met at 6pm and were banging at 11. A strange Jamaican man saw us dancing encouraged us to go into the bushes and have sex because "thats what we do in Jamaica. leave your prudish inhibitory ways in america and europe. Jamaica is a sex paradise. enjoy it" and we said ok and did it with a condom. He promised to watch the path so nobody walked down it (since it wasnt too far from where the party was).
She wasnt wild until the jamaican man told the two of us to get wild.
When we left the bushes... he was gone. Totally gone. He didn't watch shit. I was going to thank him and give him some money and a wink.
I now realize he was my guardian angel.
I dont know what spring break is like for everyone, but I still wank to the memory of mine. It was great.