The Snow Man
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Is it true that a grown man behaves differently from a gentlemen?
A gentlemen opens doors for old ladies, where's a men uses his fists to show the old lady who's boss and kicks her out of the way.
A gentlemen pities his wife when she needs help, where's the man threatens to bust every bone in her body if she doesn't pass him the remote control.
A gentlemen will say piddle, where's a man will say p1ss.
A gentlemen will drink tea and coffee, where's a man always drinks beer.
A gentlemen listens to classical music, where's a man listens to heavy metal rock.
Gentlemen help the homeless with tremendous compassion, where's a man goes out to war and fights as a soldier and doesn't cry when his arm is blown off.
A gentlemen eats salad, where's a man eat rump steak and meat sauce.
A gentlemen plays polo, where's a man play rugby.
A gentlemen talks using a politeness with Ps & Qs; where's a man talks with a gun to a person's face.
A gentlemen has a poodle for a pet, which he disciplines with a critical comment; where's a man own a lion, which he disciplines with a crow-bar.
A gentlemen drives a mini-cooper, where's a man drives a tank.
A gentlemen eats a twix bar, where's a man eats a snicker's bar (yes a whole snicker's bar!)
A gentlemen writes poems, where's a man goes to the gym and lifts weights.
If a gentlemen stands on a pin, he will scream in agony; and will need psychotherapy for the rest of eternity to overcome the stress. If a man is skinned alive and is dropped in a tub of concentrated lemon juice, he will not even flinch let alone cry.
Gentlemen have balls of cottons, where's men have balls of solid steel.
Gentlemen are really woman with testicles.
A gentlemen was a around, until the men killed him by kicking him in the face with his steel toe capped boots.
Who is erect and who is meak?
CREED
A gentlemen opens doors for old ladies, where's a men uses his fists to show the old lady who's boss and kicks her out of the way.
A gentlemen pities his wife when she needs help, where's the man threatens to bust every bone in her body if she doesn't pass him the remote control.
A gentlemen will say piddle, where's a man will say p1ss.
A gentlemen will drink tea and coffee, where's a man always drinks beer.
A gentlemen listens to classical music, where's a man listens to heavy metal rock.
Gentlemen help the homeless with tremendous compassion, where's a man goes out to war and fights as a soldier and doesn't cry when his arm is blown off.
A gentlemen eats salad, where's a man eat rump steak and meat sauce.
A gentlemen plays polo, where's a man play rugby.
A gentlemen talks using a politeness with Ps & Qs; where's a man talks with a gun to a person's face.
A gentlemen has a poodle for a pet, which he disciplines with a critical comment; where's a man own a lion, which he disciplines with a crow-bar.
A gentlemen drives a mini-cooper, where's a man drives a tank.
A gentlemen eats a twix bar, where's a man eats a snicker's bar (yes a whole snicker's bar!)
A gentlemen writes poems, where's a man goes to the gym and lifts weights.
If a gentlemen stands on a pin, he will scream in agony; and will need psychotherapy for the rest of eternity to overcome the stress. If a man is skinned alive and is dropped in a tub of concentrated lemon juice, he will not even flinch let alone cry.
Gentlemen have balls of cottons, where's men have balls of solid steel.
Gentlemen are really woman with testicles.
A gentlemen was a around, until the men killed him by kicking him in the face with his steel toe capped boots.
Who is erect and who is meak?
CREED