A man is at a bar, having a drink with his buddies, when he checks his watch and sees that it's getting late. He tells his friends "I should be getting home because my wife doesn't like me to stay out drinking late". At this, his friend suggests to him that when he gets home, he should make the most passionate love to her in the world, because that way, there will be no complaints in the morning.
When he gets home, it's pitch black, but he manages to stumble around and feel his way upstairs. When he gets in the bedroom, he takes his wife from behind and gives it to her in the most incredible way, and she loves it!
After he's done, he goes to the bathroom, turns the light on and sees his wife in there. He yells, "Ahhh, what the hell are you doing in here?"
She says "Quiet, you'll wake my mother".
When he gets home, it's pitch black, but he manages to stumble around and feel his way upstairs. When he gets in the bedroom, he takes his wife from behind and gives it to her in the most incredible way, and she loves it!
After he's done, he goes to the bathroom, turns the light on and sees his wife in there. He yells, "Ahhh, what the hell are you doing in here?"
She says "Quiet, you'll wake my mother".