how do you trick your girl into having sex with you?

[Dillon]

shes not terrible keen on the idea so i need to find a more covert way to get mine,

 

[carlie]

don't force her into it jerk

 

[Evan]

pour chocolate all over ur penis

 

[lolly]

That is terrible. And tricking someone under false pretenses can actually get you in trouble with the law as it means she gave consent under false pretenses buddy.

 

[Don't count on it):]

you fucking faggot. dont trick her.

 

[Wednesday]

Tell her you only have 6 months to live

 

[cruelsuperset]

asshole. She doesn't want to do it obviously, and I don't blame her you're obviously a creep.

 

[Nina]

Show her that you posted this question on Yahoo! Answers. That should win her over.

 

[synaptic's mommy]

Say to her, in an urgent tone, "hey, look over there!" and when she turns to look you can do the deed and she will never know what happened.