how do you keep a blonde busy for a couple of hours?

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I don't understand I keep scrolling up and down and nothing is happening. Maybe I'd better ask a blonde
 
Nice
How about writing on one side of an envelope "For suprise turn over" and then writting the same thing on the other side.
It does work
had someone sitting there for hours and they didnt figure it out until i told them
 
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."


EDIT
thank you for not putting too many blank spaces in the middle. It bugs the living snot out of me when people do that.
 
thats soooo funny!!!
i wish i could tell everybody
too bad i cant really though, cause i would have to draw it out
but anyways, thats funny.
a star for you!
wish i could give you more
 
HAHAHAHAH!
Blonde jokes are seriously like my favourite thing on earth(well for jokes at least!)
 
lol heres another blonde joke

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
 
lol heres another blonde joke

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
 
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