How do you have a girlfriend and have sex with other girls at the same time?

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rohak1212

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To have sex with other girls while dating:
Step one: Be a total douche bag.
Step two: Selfishly put your feelings above everyone else.
Step three: Lie to as many women as you can in a desperate attempt to score as quickly as possible.
Step four: Get caught, either on purpose, or because you're stupider than you think.
Step five: Realize how much you've hurt people with your selfishness. Then either feel bad about, or simply continue as before if you have no soul.
Step six: Finally see a doctor to find out why it hurts when you pee. Congrats, you have an STD of possibly fatal nature.
Step seven: Die a miserable, lonely death because you've never had a real connection with anyone.

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What would you tell your girlfriend about it all, and your relationship?
It's like...I am more serious with my girlfriend than with other girls, but I'm just not committed...I want to have as much fun as a I can before I get engaged and married. Everything I do is safe practice anyway, so there shouldn't be any harm.
 
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