How do they determine if I am a child's father? Do they DNA test? Can they...

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John

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...find out it is my friend's? My ex really angered me with our breakup so I decided to do a little prank by using my friend's semen (he watches porn at my place often) and coating my condom with it on the outside. We frequently have sex although we have broken up (I used a bit of rhetoric to convince her to continue our sex life).

My ex is now pregnant. She will claim that I am her father, but I will be able to disprove that with a DNA test. However, can they find out that my friend is the father even if my friend isn't part of the test?
 
Oh you!!..how could anyone do like that.!! It's not a good joke. You don't know how hurtful it is for your ex.. Of course, that friend's sperm died just after they came out since the sperm only live inside the woman's vagina, or if you use some fluids or anything that make them swim and stay alive.. I'm sure the baby is yours.. Go ahead, take that DNA test for you to know what you've done! You'll suffer for your own work..
 
wow, joke right? if not you are sick. and this is super sad! I feel so badly for your ex. And you! did you not know that sperm can not live outside of the vagina? your friend would of have to have sex with her in order for her to get pregnant by him. the sperm you put on the condom was already dead. sorry you sicko. your evil plan failed.
 
Thats actually very clever. Although there are downfalls to your plan.
1.) If you coated the outside of your condom with your friends sperm, was it fresh? Meaning had it been lying around in a used condom for days? If so- plan fail! If not- eeewwwwww :(

2.) She can try to prove your the father when the baby comes and get you for child support, but it won't work, because obviously you tricked her. But, the only way your friend would be involved was if she requested he be tested. And since I'm guessing she has never slept with your friend, she will not have any inclination to have him tested. The child will grow up not knowing it's father..... So I guess on that side you succeeded. Good Job!!
 
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