how do i make my bike into a beautriful horse?

[Ennui Raver]

Im a big horse fan... but I cant afford a horse! but I have a bike and Is there a good way to make my bike like riding a horse. I was thinking of going to a craft store and buyhing things to make a nice mane to put on the handle bars.

Please help me... my dad hates horses and this is a secret project