How do I have sex with my dvd player?

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Benito Sanchez

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I would like to know how to have sex with my girlfriend, she is a dvd player and her name is Sony. She used to just be a cheap whore, I bought her off the street for 30 bucks. She needed a place to stay, so I let her crash at my place, eventually Sony and I started dating and I am ready to have sex with her now. The problem is, I don't know how to have sex with her, what hole do I stick it in? Will she get pragnant if I don't use a condemn? Do you think she will mind If I ask Sony to have sex with both Lexmark and me?
 
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