How do I go about putting an apple in my anus?

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mrmanmduran

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Should i use motor oil, WD40, or lube? I tried using a watermelon at first but that seemed impractical so I went with something smaller. Would u recommend lighter fluid also?

Please Help my wife is coming home and I need to do it fast or i going to be brutally molested by my pet Kangaroo
 
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