Teacher: I read your essay it seemed very familiar to me.
Student: I don't know why, I was, er told, it was original.
Teacher: But when I ran it through turnitin.com, I discovered your essay on Yahoo Answers.
Student: But I don't know how. I wrote it myself.
Teacher: You have now received a zero for this assignment for cheating and plagiarism because you used your computer to get yur work done on Yahoo.
