There once was a man from Nantucket..................lol No!
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
From Alice in Wonderland:
~Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
FUNNY/HAPPY/AMUSING POEMS PLEASE!
Best one gets 10 points!
