How can you look like you don't know how to cook using clumsy mistakes?

Keep holding the skillet while you do stuff like opening the refrigerator and they roll onto the floor. Do that a couple of times. Then try to fit them in the toaster. Giving up on that, skewer them and cook them on the stove, using the burner like a campfire.
 
For a little play, I need to do a part where I don't know how to cook raw sausages.
I'm not sure how can I make myself look like a goof cooking...
Like spilling oil all over myself... I'm not sure... please help! Thanks! (:
 
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