How can people think lacrosse is better than baseball? How is lacrosse even a sport?

[Champ of New York]

I'm so tired of all these lax fags everywhere. Baseball is way better, it shouldn't even be an arguement! It's America's pastime after all. We really should be arguing whether or not it is better than football. Lacrosse players are not even athletes. They need a stick to throw a ball for crying out loud! Lacrosse is also for gay guys. They like to stroke the shaft, cradle balls, and they run around with butterfly nets! They also think baseball is boring! How?!? There's not even a clock, a comeback is always possible, and they play 162 games! Are these lax fags crazy or what?