I know how you feel, I became interested in finance when I was 12 and realized that the jargon is one of the biggest learning curves. I learned the lingo by reading alot and investigating economics, ....alot.
Just rememeber, the stock market is not even close to represenative of the entire market. There is a much, much larger world of fianances.
If you're anything like me,
you will, much later in your life, fly into the derivatives market and your mind will become obsessed. I ended up wasting 5 years of my life trying to learn every aspect of what i call "the beast" (the economy)
but now that I look back on it, I am much better off than any of those kids typing "LOL OMGSSSHHH!! CAN YOU BELIEVES IT?!"
Yeah, i was never a comedian
