How can I explain to my BFF that "dance like no one is watching" is just a phrase?

[ñåÐå No-Pants]

She's really embarrassing to be w/ in public

 

[RobotLurveIsMagnetic]

Tell her to tone down the dancing, it's a little too wild for your taste.

 

[Brambles]

sometimes i Like to elaine-dance. it's fun.

 

[Lori F]

Can't be as bad as Elaine's little kicks from Seinfeld

 

[Jeniv the Brit]

explain how a sentence is made

 

[Kirt L]

very carefully

 

[≤ Flattery Operated ©]

Honey, I think you just videotape her. She may get the hint then.

 

[star_lite57]

Aww.... You don't You suck it up and dance with her.

 

[Christy]

Lol. I have a friend like this. She dont dance til she gets a lil tipsy but when she lets loose its a complete disaster. Let her have fun, and on the bright side, it make you look way better.

 

[Hallie.]

Haha!
Maybe you shouldn't be such a stickler. Dance with her! Then it isn't NEARLY as embarassing.

 

[Blue Eyes]

Just have it welded on the end of a hammer, and beat it into his head...simple...I'll weld it for you if you wish!!!!

 

[Mr Asuwish 47™]

all I have is an image from seinfeld and elaine dancing

 

[mymuttsrock]

LOL, maybe you could discreetly show her some cool dance moves.