K
King of the Limes!
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...thermodynamics, etc.? Let me tell you... I'm really annoyed! I've been trying to get people to gravitate towards me to no avail. Every time I'm late for work and my car starts to approach the speed of light, my mass starts to increase and I slow down. Worst of all, I've been liberating heat in an alarming fashion, and when I take my clothes off, I get arrested.