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Rabid Dog Pie
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An oil baron pays a visit to the local Hilton Hotel in Dallas, Texas, and while having a drink at the bar, he strikes up a conversation with a cute little blonde from New York.
After a few martinis he suggest that they go back to his ranch for a shag, which the sweet young thing readily agrees to.
As they are leaving the lobby of the hotel she is amazed at the size of his stretch limo, "gosh," she exclaims, "its so big." "Everything is big in Texas," he replies.
After a short drive they arrive at his ranch, to which again she marvels at the size of it. "Like I said this is Texas." is his reply.
Without any further ado they head straight for his bedroom and strip off. "Oh my goodness," she squeals when she sees the size of his enormous dong, "that is one big weapon," "Yup," says the Texan, "everything is big in Texas"
Not wanting to waste anymore time he slides into her, pauses for a few seconds, and then asks, "gee ma'am what part of Texas are you from?
After a few martinis he suggest that they go back to his ranch for a shag, which the sweet young thing readily agrees to.
As they are leaving the lobby of the hotel she is amazed at the size of his stretch limo, "gosh," she exclaims, "its so big." "Everything is big in Texas," he replies.
After a short drive they arrive at his ranch, to which again she marvels at the size of it. "Like I said this is Texas." is his reply.
Without any further ado they head straight for his bedroom and strip off. "Oh my goodness," she squeals when she sees the size of his enormous dong, "that is one big weapon," "Yup," says the Texan, "everything is big in Texas"
Not wanting to waste anymore time he slides into her, pauses for a few seconds, and then asks, "gee ma'am what part of Texas are you from?