Holy cow

[lover22]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

 

[Jill S]

OMG He grew roots! That's bizarre! There's vids n everything :O

Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured

The virus was therefore able to "hijack the cellular machinery of his skin cells", ordering them to produce massive amounts of the substance that caused the tree-like growths known as "cutaneous horns" on his hands and feet.

And from the same page:

Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

Indian man marries dog

 

[Who Am I Now?]

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

 

[confused_blonde]

Do cycle paedophiles touch small tricyles?

 

[EmmyEms]

:glag:

 

[Kop m]

wow thats amazing a real tree guy :d who would of none

 

[.:M3lly:.]

:blink:

 

[lookadistraction]

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

what is next?
woman caught having sex with a candle/banana/hair brush/ door knob?

 

[Thechoosenone]

The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...VCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml

Obviously, the man wasn't finished.

 

[Dark KnighTBladeS]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

:blink:

so this is actually warts ?